Miss Complainy Pants
Today I'm not a nice person.
My throat hurts.
My new flat has a million things broken in it and I'm moving in tomorrow morning.
My cat seems to be injured.
The bin men didn't collect my garbage on Monday.
I feel uninspired.
I have to pack up the whole house into boxes tonight.
Pass the whiskey.
(Oh right, I have none, someone drank it all at my house cooling...)